Who's been eatin' my reciepts?
Wasn't Uncle Asa, he's in Boston.
Wasn't daddy, he doesn't eat paper.
Wasn't Grandma Susan
Wasn't Uncle Adin, he's on a mission far, far away
wasn't Maggie. She only likes to eat dog food
wasn't me, that's just not my thing
Wasn't Uncle Austin. He's too cool for that
Oh wait, you know who it was!?! It was you!
If only eating paper lead to this kind of happiness