So we sat on the couch watching mindless, Saturday television. A funny beer commercial just finished playing, and our sitcom had started again. A few minutes later, Brandon grew very serious and gave our cute little girl his first words of wisdom. He slowly said, "Claire. You will find as your life goes on..." (pausing for a short moment.) "...that beer commercials are the funniest commercials. But we never drink."
And that was that.